A Mystery Guest
You can call me Caroline.
In response to my whinnying on about not being able to blog whatever I want, the lovely Miss Tickle offered me a safe blog to come blurt in.
This is to be my happy place for the day.
It is a place where stalking former boyfriends can not find me.
Even though they are clearly dedicating their lives to the task.
It is a place where I can say bollocks and shit without receiving a reprimanding email from anyone.
I am 33 years old for fuck’s sake.
And I don’t feel like I’m being watched.
Because I’m just here for the respite.
I don’t have to perform.
I feel calm.
This is a much nicer place to be.
The air is fresher.
Thank you for your hospitality Miss Tickle.
I’m going to sit here a while.
Read a book. Bask in the sunshine.
And eat a whole packet of ginger snaps, because I’m in someone else’s blog and so calories don’t count.
Any questions?
22 comments:
I seem to have scared off all of your visitors. So sorry Miss Tickle. Would you like a ginger snap?
Caroline
xxxx
Do not worry, they usually come at night.
That was not meant to sound either threatening or sexual and yet somehow, I managed to cover both.
I would love a ginger snap, thank you.
x
I was going to ask what biscuits you liked, but you seem to have answered the question already.
I like jaffa cakes myself, but I fear you will tell me they are not biscuits.
Oh, I appear to have 'come at night'.
Praise the sweet baby Jesus, for it truly is a miracle!
I myself am partial to chocolate chip gingers, and I do like a good jaffa cake.
I can't speak for my mystery guest of course.
Lovely Caroline - you swear all you like. Because it is big, it is clever and it does make you look like a grown-up. My son thought for years that bollocks were baby bulls....x
Fig rolls or jaffa cakes I think and, depending on the time of year, I may be partial to a bit of shortbread.
Thank you lovely Ms M, I will from now on say bollocks after bollocks every bollocks word.
I feel so much better.
Caroline
xxx
Chocolate hob nobs... mmm (are you quite sure about the calories not counting, Caroline?)
No calories. I am sure.
Chocolate hob nobs are yummy.
maryland double chocolate chip cookies.....
i normally 'come at night'....
but i thought evening would be more interesting :P
Chocolate hob nobs ARE yummy. I think we all agree on that.
Hello Just A London Girl! It is lovely to have you here, in th evening or at night time. And a fine choice of biscuit if I may say so.
Well, hello Caroline. How perfectly accommodating of Miss Tickle. She's nice like that, isn't she?
My biscuit of choice can't be found anymore (every time I like something, they stop making it!). I used to buy them in the corner shops, soft biscuit with some marshmallow on top and jam in the middle. What were they called?
Aren't they just called Marshmallows? I'm sure they still sell them in my local supermarket. Always used to have them at children's parties when I was little. I hated them!
Edvard: *blushes at compliment* Did they have bits od dessicated coconut on top?
Ms M: I remember them too from parties, always slightly soggy...
PS. I am weeping at a trailer for a Disney film called Eight Below about dogs lost in the Arctic. Honestly. I am supposedly a gron woman.
They still make them - think that they're called chocolate teacakes. You can also get the wrapped in foil. Stocked at all grand supermarkets and some local spas *I come with a jingle*
I now have some jammie dodgers in the fridge. The jam is in a heart shape. It's for love.
Please don't weep Miss Tickle.
And thank you for looking after me so very well.
Caroline x
yep, there was def some desiccated coconut on this biscuit, miss tickle, but no chocolate, anonymous, it's not a tea cake!
Anyway, your guest has been rather quiet. Perhaps the stalkers have found her again? oh dear.
The trouble with guest bloggers is that they come in, they leave empty bottles and biscuit crumbs everywhere and vomit on the carpet. tsk tsk
don'tworry Ms Tickle!!! my dad cried whilst watching that film! big matcho man my daddy is!
Are you Britney?!
Are you Britney?!
There is an ad here in New Zealand which asks the silly question: "Have you done enough for a mallowpuff?" Well, honestly - chocolate, marshmallow - is there any other answer but "yes"? I think not.
I came in the wee hours of the night and played around here for a bit. But as it was your night and my afternoon, I don't think it really registers on the Naughtymeter. Bother.
Hello everyone! Sorry it has taken me so long to be talky, I have been making a website for my mum. It was hell.
Edvard, I know exactly the biscuits you mean, I have no idea what they were called. (And I rather like biscuit crumbs scattered around, it is a sign of tea being had!)
JALG: I am glad I am not the only soppy weakling around these parts. Phew.
Hello Lady Miss! I cannot confirm the identity of my guest, it is a secret.
Lippy, how nice to have you here. Mallowpuff is by far the nicest word I have heard for a long time.
Thank you.
Snowballs!
The marshmallow coconut things of course...!
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