Motherf***in' P.I.M.P.

That's me.

So. Here are two marvellous things! On a Monday no less!

It is extraordinary.

Love them!

Love them both!

(That is an order.)

For this cleverness, go here...




And for this cleverness, go here...





PS. Do not think I am "street". "Street" people do not carefully count the asterisks they use to make rude words safe. In a "1...2...3..." fashion. I assume.