Gosh

I am sitting at a large mirrored desk.

Out of the corner of my left eye I can see a huge red pair of lips doubling up as a sofa.

Out of the corner of my right eye I can see some correspondingly enormous lilies. They are not doubling as anything, just sitting there, gently scenting.

Behind me (I cannot catch it out of any corner of my eyes since they are in the front of me) is a giant picture of a lady's bottom.

There is also neon.

It is ace.

This is the sort of temping I like.